Never would anyone think to create a game revolving around human male genitals…until someone did. Enter Genital Jousting. Developed by Free Lives and published by Devolver Digital, the same people who brought us the instant classic Broforce, Genital Jousting for the PC has to be one of the most ridiculous party games ever created. Be warned, as this article will contain strong-ish and offensive language, graphic content, and it is most certainly NOT SAFE FOR WORK. We do not recommend that the faint of heart read this article. You have been warned.

Let’s be clear; this game is about dicks. It’s about being dicks to others, whether they are your friends or strangers online, and being literal dicks. If you’re playing to win, that’s great! If you’re playing to stop others from winning, that’s cool. At the end of the day, if you are playing this game, you are a dick.

Okay, all kidding aside, this game is hilarious. From the visual of dick-butts slithering around in the slime they excrete to the sounds of that very slithering and penetration. That’s right, you just read penetration. One great thing about this game is that it doesn’t take itself too seriously. With a name like Genital Jousting, how could you?

“It’s like Mario Party…but with dicks!”

Even though it is an early access game on Steam, Genital Jousting has a lot to offer in terms of atmosphere, gameplay, dick customization, and just all around dick fun. You and up to seven of your friends can gather around and penetrate each other in traditional and party modes such as Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, Lube Luge, Weiner Round Up, Butt Sex, and Wrestling, along with several other ridiculous games. If that isn’t your thing, you can hop online and challenge other dicks to fisticuffs. Well, not fisticuffs. It’ll be more like dicks-in-butts. You can even shoot your dick off into space and propel yourself upward with a mighty force being expelled from the butt end of your dick.

When you’re not too busy laughing hysterically, or distracted by your dick foes and dick friends, you may notice that the overall atmosphere of the game is delightful. It’s not overly campy or too abrasive and in your face. It has a cute quality to it that is incredibly playful, warm, and inviting. It’s like Mario Party…but with dicks! If you think your dick is too bland, you can customize it with different colors, outfits, and hats. Well, you can’t customize your dick, as the game does that for you at this time, but you’ll get to enjoy all of the dick outfits that the game picks for you! Hopefully, as the developers continue to work on the game, they add a customization option to your dick. We deserve to dress our dicks as we please!

Genital Jousting is available right now on Steam for $4.99. With a game that has the objectives of “penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges,” we hope you find it as fun and ridiculous as we have, and that it can penetrate your hearts as it has ours! Check out the absurd trailer below and happy jousting, ya bunch of dicks!

This may be a bit of a loaded question, but doesn’t this just make you happy, gamers? It’s the absurd game we have all been wanting, but never knew we actually wanted. Do any of you plan on picking it up to play with your friends? How many of you have already grabbed? How’s the penetrating going out there? Let us know in the comments down below! Speaking of down, have you seen who they just added to the cast of Stranger Things? Brett Gelman will be making his way to Hawkins, Indiana and the Upside Down in season 2 of the popular series. Be sure and keep that dial tuned to DFTG because when the news comes, it comes hard and fast!