… No, seriously.

Rockstar energy drinks, pop-tarts, action figures – there’s a lot of tangible hype surrounding the upcoming release of Destiny 2. One thing that fans may not have been expected however is the new direction this merch train seems to be heading. Bungie and Numskull Designs have officially announced their new fully licensed line of merchandise and it’s … well, it’s interesting.

Here’s everything Destiny 2-related available for fans to indulge in:

• Keychains
• A variety of mugs
  • Steel
  • Heat-changing
• Bathrobes
• Scented candles
• Onesies
• Wallets
• A stressball
• An ice cube tray
• Christmas decoratons
• Magnets
• Bottle Openers

Yup … scented candles. I don’t know about you, but when I was doing damage with my Warlock, my first thought was “Man, I wish I had a candle to remind me of her.” Dreams do come true. Everything listed above can be purchased right here just in time for Destiny 2’s release. Though, not going to lie – that onesie and those candles are looking pretty sweet.

Destiny 2 has been getting an overwhelming amount of positive feedback after the beta period, giving hopefuls a good feeling about the title’s release. Destiny 2 will be dropping on September 6th on Xbox One and PlayStation 4, with the PC release coming October 24th. Will you be taking your Guardian for a ride once more or did you want to start a new journey with another toon? Join in on the conversation in the comment section below, and don’t forget to check out DFTG on Twitter for gaming and entertainment news live 24/7!