Look … let’s be real. It’s pretty obvious that we here at Don’t Feed the Gamers are a sucker for pretty much anything nerdy. Whether it’s vinyls, collectibles, or even household goods … we’re all for it. That being said, let’s not act surprised that we got excited over a Legend of Zelda cookie jar. We’re not proud, but here we are.

ThinkGeek is pretty much home to every way possible to make your geeky haven a paradise and their latest kitchen addition is just one example. The Zelda Triforce Cookie Container is brand new and ready to ship out … just … doesn’t have the cookies. But that’s another quest! One we’re sure you’re up to, you’ve got to make Link proud! “Passed down through the generations, just like Grandma’s infamous cookie recipes. (The secret? Risking a few stings to get the best Courser Bee Honey, of course!) Once you’ve cooked up a batch of delicious cookies, store them in this elegant heirloom jar. The Hero’s Shield design might just protect them from any foes that try to steal them. The convenient lid makes it easy to share with friends you meet during your adventures, so make sure you have lots of Lon Lon Milk on hand!”

Product Specifications 

• Zelda Triforce Cookie Container
• Officially-licensed The Legend of Zelda merchandise
• Ceramic cookie jar with the Hero’s Shield design on each of four sides
• Perfect for keeping your cookies safe from Ganon’s minions
• Handled lid, lined with rubber sealers
• Hand wash only, do not soak
• Do not microwave
• Capacity: 128 oz.
• Materials: Ceramic
• Dimensions: approximately 11″ tall x 6″ wide x 6″ deep

Personally, I’m kind of digging this for tea but you can’t go wrong with the traditional baked good either! Interested in snagging one for yourself? You can get one right here for $39.99!