‘Hipster Attack’ Now Available On Steam, You’ve Probably Never Heard Of It (VIDEO)
Throw on your flannel and hop onto your penny farthings, because new indie game ‘Hipster Attack’ is now available on Steam! No, we’re not kidding, and yes, you’ve probably never heard of it. Brought to you by the soy latte-infused minds of developer Televisor, the tower defense title pits players against the most terrifying of foes: the hipsters. So, put on your double monocles and check out the launch trailer below:
While the above gameplay looks exciting, Hipster Attack seems to be lacking in the ability to use a hipster’s own weapons against them, because who wouldn’t want to whack a pixellated hipster with their own typewriter!? Anyways, here’s the breakdown of Hipster Attack courtesy of the developer, otherwise you probably wouldn’t understand:
“Hipster Attack is a new tower defense game in the vein of a certain plant-themed zombie killer, but instead of undead terrors, you’re battling mindless lemmings that obsess on trends, ironically of course, while trying to look like they’re “deeply” unique. That’s right, much worse than a blood-thirsty zombie, scientists call their kind “hipsters.” Players command a squad of brave and loyal workers from janitors to top-level HR managers in a fight against legions of hipsters who are trying to take over the local coffee shop. Take down those annoying trendsters with high-powered coffee bean blasters, job-apps, HR reps, and much, much more!”
Check out the unique features of the game below:
- Hipsters of all Shapes and Sizes – From the trendsetter, to poet, to the music master and …. the horrific being known only as flying tofu. The game abounds with a variety of hilarious hipsters to destroy!
- Unconventional Weapons and Abilities – Use your HR reps to chuck job applications and wads of paper at the hipsters! Players can power up coffee makers to shoot donuts at incoming enemies, cast the ‘Statue of Hipsterity’ to freeze hipsters in place, or set an ‘urban trap’ filled with stylish sunglasses and hot espresso as bait.
- Variety of Characters – Players start out with the junior HR employee, but as they progress through levels, they’ll get a higher level corporate team to take on the hipster onslaught. Utilize security guards, the logistics senior, and even the cleaning lady, to protect the coffee shop.
- Built-In Tongue in Cheek – Use tons of different weapons to take down the incoming waves of moustache-twirling, vinyl spinning hipsters. Hit ’em so hard that it knocks their $200 second-hand-store 80’s era denim vests right off! In-game economy is based off of two types of resources: coffee and money. Coffee provides energy and cash is motivation for workers – what more do you need?
Hipster Attack is now available for $2.99 on Steam, Google Play, and iOS, and no, you can’t pay for it in Bitcoin.
So, thoughts on Televisor’s new tower defense game? Plan on giving it a try? Let us know in the comments section below, and as always, stay tuned to Don’t Feed the Gamers for all the latest gaming and entertainment news! Don’t forget to follow DFTG on Twitter for our 24/7 news feed!
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