League Of Legends Studio Get Sassy With Their New Year’s Resolution Outline

New Years Resolution

We are just a handful of days into the new year, and it’s about time for people to start professing their New Year’s Resolutions. League of Legends developer Riot Games decided they would do just that. In one of the most sassiest posts ever, the team laid out all of their “plans” for 2018. A couple of these items include telling Reddit how they really feel about them and training for the next Tyler1 Championship Series. Seriously, the communication team that provided this update is challenger rank in our hearts.

Take a look at the New Years Resolution professed by the Riot Games team for their plans in 2018:

“Happy 2018! This week on Ask Riot, teams share their super serious New Year’s Resolutions.”


  • Spin up the Definitely Not Victorious skin line for Silver players; make sure it’s still not for your main champ
  • Add a “True Rank” for the tier you would be if it weren’t for your noob teammates
  • Create “Autofill-Only” queue with 10x LP gains/losses
  • Launch the new way to play League competitively: Trynamic Queue


  • After merging Champion Update and Champions teams we’re happy to announce our newest champ: Ryze, The Rogue Mage.
  • Rework Ezreal’s passive to “Treasure Hunter: Whenever you do damage to Champion gain a consumable item.”


  • Six. More. Ahri. Skins.
  • Remove damage bonus on Legendary+ skin tiers


  • Add a mission to read the goddamn patch notes


  • Finally tell Reddit how we really feel
  • Never tell Boards how we really feel
  • Correct “Ask Riot” product name to “Argue with Riot About Your Chat Ban and/or Tell Them Which Champions to Nerf”


  • Kleptomancy nerf: Your champion now occasionally steals your BE
  • Add new “minion timers” to indicate time remaining until a minion respawns
    • Temporarily disable minion timers to address an in-game issue where Aurelion Sol’s stars don’t appear in the correct location.
      • Sunset minion timers


  • All existing champions rewritten to be two people and a Darkin
  • Yordles are now Vastaya in glamours


  • The esports team is really excited about the future of our 2018 resolutions and can’t wait to share them once we’ve wrapped talks with the involved organizations, players, and permanent partners.


  • Train for the next Tyler1 Championship Series


  • Give replays an “Export as Word Document” feature
  • Add a “lowlights” tab (it just shows your replays, but to everyone)


  • All merch now made from vegan leather
  • Try to stock fewer of everything


  • Orange Essence now disenchants into Blue Essence at a rate of 15.7% divided by your total play time multiplied by the number of champs you own minus 1% of the pre-conversion value plus the converted Blue Essence amount divided by the current patch’s Bronze V Yasuo win rate (adjusted by region on a bi-quarterly schedule)
  • Launch RiotCoin ICO

What do you think about Riot Games New Year’s Resolution? What do you hope to see in League of Legends in 2018? Sound off with your thoughts in the comment section below, and don’t forget to check out DFTG on Twitter for gaming and entertainment news live 24/7!

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Navy Veteran with a penchant for the FPS genre, Chewy has all aspects of the gaming community covered. Don't expect to see him on a console any time soon, however - though he has experience in all platforms, the PC Master Race has a firm hold on him.


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