Genital Jousting Coming Out Of Early Access Soon – New Story Mode Inbound, Still NSFW
This should maybe go without saying, but when it comes to a game like Genital Jousting, it’s safe to assume anything related will be completely NSFW. That being said, Devolver Digital has informed the masses that the incredibly inappropriate party game will be shooting out of Early Access and experiencing a full release very soon.
Exploding onto Twitter with some words about their title, the publisher revealed that Genital Jousting will end its time pumping along in Early Access on Steam and be fully released on January 18. They even note that a “new narrative story mode” will be tagging along for the ride. The bad news, however, is that a pesky price increase will also be joining in on the fun. Check out the tweet below that contains one hilarious, yet very NSFW gif:
Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on January 18 with a new narrative story mode! The price will go up so get it now: https://t.co/mvzHu7GgpM pic.twitter.com/78I3Wfy9Sm
— Devolver Digital (@devolverdigital) January 12, 2018
No details have been revealed regarding the price hike, but if a game I previously described as “Mario Party…but with dicks” is right up your alley, snatching it at the current $4.99 price point is well worth it. Gamers needn’t blow their entire loads of cash when one can get the title at a lower price, especially when more fun is on the way with the upcoming story mode. Mature description incoming:
Let’s be clear; this game is about dicks. It’s about being dicks to others, whether they are your friends or strangers online, and being literal dicks. If you’re playing to win, that’s great! If you’re playing to stop others from winning, that’s cool. At the end of the day, if you are playing this game, you are a dick.
Okay, all kidding aside, this game is hilarious. From the visual of dick-butts slithering around in the slime they excrete to the sounds of that very slithering and penetration. That’s right, you just read penetration. One great thing about this game is that it doesn’t take itself too seriously. With a name like Genital Jousting, how could you?”
Genital Jousting is currently available on PC via Steam. The full release that includes the new story mode will be arriving on January 18, 2018. Keep it tuned to Don’t Feed the Gamers as this story develops, and for other safer-for-work gaming news, check out the following:
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What say you, gamers? Have you been playing with animated genitals for some time, or does the introduction of a story mode get you revved up and ready to rock? Will you be picking up Genital Jousting before the price jumps, or are you still on the fence? Sound off in the comments section below, and be sure to follow DFTG on Twitter for live gaming and entertainment news 24/7!
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Eric is an editor and writer for Don't Feed the Gamers. When he is not staring at a computer screen filled with text, he is usually staring at a computer screen filled with controllable animations. Today's youth call this gaming. He also likes to shoot things. With a camera, of course.