Steamy NSFW Witcher Cosplay Calendar is Heating Things Up for 2017
Fans of the Witcher 3 may recall with great fondness the image of Geralt of Riva glistening in a steamy bath. The hunter, soaking his weary muscles before headed out for a training session, had a fun exchange in the game that has since become one of the game’s hallmark images. Fans may be excited to know that this image, and many others, has become reality in a new Witcher Cosplay Calendar arriving just in time for the holiday season!
Ben of Maul Cosplay, famous for his cosplay of Geralt, posted a few sizzling images of himself and others on his Instagram over the past few days teasing the new 2017 Witcher Cosplay Calendar. You can get a peek at some of those images below, but be warned, though edited they are NSFW and just as steamy as the bath Geralt himself!
Maul Cosplay is currently the promotional model for CD Projekt Red, and we have to say, he’s doing a damn fine job. He has been known for previous amazing cosplays sich5as Overwatch’s Soldier 76, Khal Drogo, Snake, and more. The calendar is already sending out pre-orders in time for the holidays, but you can still order and have it out by the first week of January. Get it while it’s hot! (Which, lets be real, is going to be for the next 12 months.) The calendar description comes with its own warning that we would rather quote than summarize:
I must tell you, that this product (like the game) contains slightly hot and erotic photography. If you want to buy this calendar, you should be able to stand nipples. Male and female alike.
The calendar itself is 11.8×16.5/DinA3, a size enjoyable enough to look at every day as you count down through 2017. It comes with 13 photos, most of which are exclusive and contains “more topless than dressed pics”. If nothing else, the tantalizing list of poses is enough to have anyone looking forward to turning the page each month!
The list goes a little something like this, though in no real order:
- Geralt & Yennefer & The Unicorn
- Geralt in the bathtub
- Geralt and Dandelion on a night out
- Geralt’s famous painting
- Geralt and Eredin deathmatch
- Geralt and Triss and the lighthouse
- Geralt and Imlerith in another universe
- Geralt’s bad ending
- Geralt’s first monsterhunt
- Geralt’s workout
- Geralt and Roach
- Surprise
Whether for you, or someone else, don’t throw this baby out with the bath water. Clear your schedule and pencil in some time to get yours while it’s available, or go another year of staring at that motivational cat calendar nana gets you every year. We’ll be counting down the days for ours, and you can find the calendar for sale, at a scant $29, at the Maul Cosplay Store if you’re interested!
What do you think of the Witcher Cosplay Calendar? Sound off in the comments below!
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