Red Dead Redemption 2 Players Waste No Time Testing Horse Balls
Red Dead Redemption 2 is officially out, which means the wait to cancel all social-related plans is finally over. Players are seemingly enjoying their time with Arthur Morgan and company while traversing the old West, but there is one aspect that drew many to it from the start: Horse balls.
Rockstar Games spared no expense in creating something realistic with the latest Red Dead installment, and that includes the genitalia of players’ four-legged companions. The in-game mechanic puts a touch of realism on horse balls, allowing them to shrink when subjected to colder weather. This led many to grab a horse and head to the mountains, which would place them in snow. You know, where it is cold. Naturally, the internet had a thing or two to say about it.
Wanna make a great game that’s critically acclaimed and loved by fans?
Have an interesting horse mechanic.
2015: In Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom your horse poops in real time.
2018: In Red Dead Redemption 2
Your horse’s balls shrink in cold weather.
— LazyBlu3 (@LazyBlu3) October 25, 2018
— Gaming Humor & News (@VGFGamers) October 25, 2018
Most people bought Red Dead Redemption 2 just for the horse balls alone.
— ??Space Force General Mexi?? (@Mario817Mario) October 26, 2018
So … we’re all on the same page that we’re in it just for the horse balls, right? I mean, we’re not under any illusion that the gaming community is more mature than that, right???
Horse balls. pic.twitter.com/57QQFZLeJV
— Liana ‘LiLi’ Ruppert (@DirtyEffinHippy) October 26, 2018
Now, we know there is more to Red Dead Redemption 2 than horse balls, but when the internet joins in on the fun, well, it’s going to be a good time. You can experience the shrinkage for yourself on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. Still no word on a PC version of the adventure, but we’ll continue to hold out hope. Keep it tuned to Don’t Feed the Gamers as this story develops, and for other gaming goodness going on right now, check out the following:
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What say you, gamers? Have you already headed to colder pastures on a horse in Red Dead Redemption 2 to give the mechanic a try for yourself? How are you enjoying your time with Arthur Morgan thus far? Sound off in the comments section below, and be sure to follow DFTG on Twitter for live gaming and entertainment news 24/7!
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Eric is an editor and writer for Don't Feed the Gamers. When he is not staring at a computer screen filled with text, he is usually staring at a computer screen filled with controllable animations. Today's youth call this gaming. He also likes to shoot things. With a camera, of course.