Red Dead Redemption 2: Horse Gonads Will Vary In Size Due To Weather

The beauty is in the details and Rockstar Games didn’t spare on any details, that’s for certain. Red Dead Redemption 2 is just over a month away from launch and plenty of information is making its rounds before then. A horse companion will be the player’s main mode of transportation, so why not go all out to provide a realistic horsey experience? That might include testicle size variations.

According to Rockstar Intel, the size of a horse’s testicles will vary due to changes in weather conditions. If it’s anything like humans, they’ll likely shrink in colder weather and expand when it gets warmer, but who knows – it’s in-game horses we’re talking about here. Suffice to say, however, plenty of people are celebrating this life-changing feature, while others are obviously bewildered.

Aside from that hilarious revelation for Red Dead Redemption 2 fans, there are plenty of other interactive options for horses as well. These travel companions are highly customizable down to the braid of their tail, a trim of their mane, and even teach it tricks. Similar to a horse in real life, the ones in Red Dead 2 will poop when they please. Witness in the glory of live poop sessions.

For those in fear of hurting their mount, the horse cannot be killed if you shoot it. Despite that, it can still die and once it does? It’s a permanent knock out, folks. Unfortunately for the player, that means finding a new companion and starting the interpersonal bonds from the ground up. For more Red Dead Redemption news, make sure to check out our coverage right here.

Are you prepared to horse around and witness in the glory if horse testicle sizes? What other of the horsey details are you excited to see – live pooping, customization, and naming? Let us know what you think in the comments section below or start a conversation on DFTG Facebook page. To stay up to date on gaming news as it happens, follow us on Twitter! Here’s some of our latest:

Red Dead Redemption 2 arrives October 26th, 2018 for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.

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Hoi is an elusive figure at DFTG, whose favorite past-times include chillin' in the Fade, reading manga, watching anime, collecting novelty items, and gaming.


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