Super Smash Bros Ultimate Gives Solid Snake’s Ass A Solid Rework

Those who praise-eth the booty gods, rejoice, Nintendo has heard our cries for help. Well, for help with a certain fighter to enter the arena this December. When a particular Solid Snake debuted for worldwide audiences in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, there was a noticeable lack of booty luster compared to its predecessor in Brawl. If you need proof, all of it has been captured by internet eternal below. After all, everyone has to look their best when they take the stage, right?

Where is that peach perfection? There is none and there was public outcry. If a pornographic parody can be made in his image, Nintendo can certainly live up to fan expectations…and that they did. Safe to say, the community approves:

 

Solid Snake can’t fight a solid battle without proper backside protrusion. Thankfully, Nintendo heard the cries for help and they properly obliged. They kept those smashing thighs too. Phenomenal work, Nintendo. Bravo.

In other Super Smash Bros Ultimate news, Nintendo released a brand new trailer for the game last week and it brought the internet to tears. The “World of Light” announcement revealed a story mode to anticipate when the game releases in December, but it didn’t arrive without woeful tears when Sonic the Hedgehog made a heroic sacrifice for dear Pikachu.

Are you thankful for that rework of Solid Snake’s voluptuous peach, or could you not care any less? As for those who praise-eth the booty gods, let us rejoice as Nintendo has heard our cries for justice. Let us know what you think in the comments section below or start a conversation on DFTG Facebook page. To stay up to date on gaming news as it happens, follow us on Twitter! Here’s some of our latest to catch up on:

Super Smash Bros Ultimate arrives December 7th, 2018 for the Nintendo Switch.

Hoi Duong2131 Posts

Hoi is an elusive figure at DFTG, whose favorite past-times include chillin' in the Fade, reading manga, watching anime, collecting novelty items, and gaming.

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