Metal Gear Solid Porn Parody Boasts a Different Kind of Solid Snake

Pornos! Pornos everywhere! Another video game is getting the sexy treatment this time around and a snake might be involved. Brazzers is at it again with a Metal Gear Solid porn parody, and it’s everything you might expect. A legitimate film company can’t get away with this sort of artistry without cheesy lines, references to position ’69’, and terrible acting.

However, it must be said that Brazzers went above and beyond with special effects make-up and computer generated graphics, this time. Oh yeah, they went all the way. For some, it may leave you scratching your head…in confusion. You know, the brain container on your neck, not the other one. Check out the trailer below!

“The Phantom Peen” is a beat-off, I mean, play off of The Phantom Pain, a Metal Gear Solid installment that came in 2015. While the trailer is mostly safe for work, there was no intention on hiding the fact that this is a triple X movie. The most notable aspect of Brazzers’ porno parody is the effort placed in the likeness of the user interface. This may be a parody, but it may have been more labor intensive than your run-of-the-mill smut.

Ah yes, another prime example of Rule 34 at work. Is no place sacred anymore? Just kidding – that’s a trick question, ya fool. No such thing  exists on the internet and nothing is safe.

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Given the fact that this was written by a person with the alias Guythrust Deepwood, you know it will be rife with cheesy dialogue. The above screenshot certainly speaks to that. First, it’s Overwatch and now there’s a Metal Gear Solid porn. What’s next?

So, curious readers – what do you think of the trailer for “The Phantom Peen”? Did you enjoy the puns? Feel free to let us know in the comments section below, we would love to hear from you! Don’t forget to follow Don’t Feed the Gamers on Facebook and Twitter for the latest in gaming news!

Hoi Duong2103 Posts

Hoi is an elusive figure at DFTG, whose favorite past-times include chillin' in the Fade, reading manga, watching anime, collecting novelty items, and gaming.

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