Wanking Simulator Is Very Real, Totally Weird, And Coming Soon (VIDEO)

Wanking Simulator

The Internet is known to produce a dick joke or two from time to time, especially when it comes to the gaming community. This was certainly the case when Genital Jousting, which is basically Mario Party with dicks, was released a few years ago. Well, the time has come for a new title to take the top spot of “wait, that’s really a game?” I am, of course, talking about Wanking Simulator.

Wanking Simulator is a new PC title being released on Steam in the possibly near future, and it involves a bounty of dick jokes (probably). The game features an experience unlike many others, but definitely falls in line with other simulators that provide action, adventure, wanking dicks, destruction, and much more. It’s, umm…. it’s something else.

It’s as if someone took the Postal series and made it all about, well… wanking. If you just have to know more about the dickish things that can be done in Wanking Simulator, here is the Steam description:

“You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbors. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.

“Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking – you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage, etc. The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible, complete story & side missions and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused. You are free to go wherever you want and destroy anything you want.”

Wanking Simulator is set to come soon, but there is a demo available on Steam for players to get a taste. Keep it tuned to Don’t Feed the Gamers as this story develops, and for other gaming goodness going on right now, check out the following:

What say you, gamers? Are you prepared to take on the challenge that is Wanking Simulator? Sound off in the comments section below, and be sure to follow DFTG on Twitter for live gaming and entertainment news 24/7!

Eric Garrett2269 Posts

Eric is an editor and writer for Don't Feed the Gamers. When he is not staring at a computer screen filled with text, he is usually staring at a computer screen filled with controllable animations. Today's youth call this gaming. He also likes to shoot things. With a camera, of course.

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