‘Satisfactory’ Announced By Goat Simulator Developer With A Beautiful Teaser Trailer (VIDEO)


Many people know Coffee Stain Studios from their popular title, Goat Simulator. After all, who doesn’t love causing havoc around town as a goat? That being said, the developer has just dropped a teaser trailer for their upcoming game. Titled Satisfactory, Coffee Stain has elected to release next to no information about the game other than it is in development and an alpha is on the way.

Speaking of the teaser trailer, it shows what appears to be a lush alien planet. We see one member of the wildlife, who comes in the form of some sort of lobster/lizard/cat hybrid. While attempting to feast on the local fauna, mealtime is interrupted by something off-camera. Construction equipment is heard as dirt and dust are kicked up, causing the small animal to sneeze in the most adorable way possible. Check it out for yourself below:

As stated above, alpha testing is on the way and is expected to arrive in May “…more like MAYbe, ammirite?” Gamers know Coffee Stain to have quite the sense of humor, and it shines through on the Satisfactory website. There is a ticker that displays a new message every few seconds, alluding to the alpha not actually happening in May. In a brief statement from Catarina Parks, “CEO of None of Your Business Until You’re Selected, now stop slacking and sign up,” they say the following about the alpha:

Do you have no family, friends, pets or lawyers? Are you finally realizing you’re not contributing to the future of humankind? Or perhaps you’re one of those people weirdly fascinated with taking unnecessary risks? Have you always wanted to donate your body to an unknown cause? Are you content with being paid with purpose instead of money? Do you like rabbits?

Well it’s your lucky day, because I am here to give your useless life meaning. We’re looking for new recruits – just like you – to bestow upon the honor of working with me as part of the Alpha team. You get to be among the first recruits to take part in our secret project – and with that comes extra prestige and risks! It’s a win-win!

If you sign up with your e-mail (that blank box on the right, or it might be below. If you can’t tell left from right… too bad) we’ll give you access to our new program. You’ll be subject to an intense screening, background tests, tissue-samples, and your own permanent personal squad of stalkers. Be humane and give them coffee once in awhile, they’re your responsibility now.

Looking forward to your application.”

After reading that and watching the Satisfactory teaser above, it is safe to say that nobody has any idea as to what is going on. All we know is that there is a new game on the way from Coffee Stain Studios, an alpha might arrive in May, and the video looks pretty damn good.

We haven’t the faintest idea as to when the game will be released or which platforms it is coming to, but you can sign up for the alpha right here. Keep it tuned to Don’t Feed the Gamers as we stay on this wild ride, discovering what exactly Satisfactory is all about. For other gaming news going on right now, check out the following:

What say you, gamers? Are you just as intrigued as we are about the upcoming title from Coffee Stain Studios? What do you think Satisfactory is about? Sound off in the comments section below, and be sure to follow DFTG on Twitter for live gaming and entertainment news 24/7!

Eric Garrett2269 Posts

Eric is an editor and writer for Don't Feed the Gamers. When he is not staring at a computer screen filled with text, he is usually staring at a computer screen filled with controllable animations. Today's youth call this gaming. He also likes to shoot things. With a camera, of course.


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