Coffee Crisis: The Caffeinated Heavy Metal Couch Co-op That Will Get You Amped (VIDEO)

Coffee Crisis

If you love coffee and heavy metal as much as I do, you’re in for a treat. Mega Cat Studios is the company responsible for creating the couch co-op beat ’em up that requires a bounty of caffeine to take down the Smurglians. Coffee Crisis will offer players plenty of opportunity to enjoy 2D glory while caffeinated out of their minds.

Coffee Crisis was originally released for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive, but not as long ago as many might expect. While February 24, 2017 brought the title to cartridges, it was recently announced that the game will be making its way to Steam, Switch, and Xbox One at some point this year. To see the delightfully hyped action for yourself, check out the video below:

For those who are unfamiliar with the title, here’s a bit more from the game’s Steam page:

“Save the Metal, Save the World, Save the Coffee!

Coffee Crisis is an neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they’re not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and our coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It’s a totally unique cup of beat ’em up action every time you play!

Features:
– Single or Local Co-Op Play
– Controller Support
– Achievements
– Steam Trading Cards and Badges
– Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11!
– Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You’ll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!
– Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!
– Heavy Metal
– Possessed Grannies
– Dangerous amounts of caffeine

So grab a hot mug and save the world!”

Sounds fantastic, right? It’s unknown as to when the game will be expanding to new platforms, but the Steam page is showing May 2018. We can also expect it to arrive on Xbox One and Nintendo Switch at the same time as PC. Keep it tuned to Don’t Feed the Gamers as this story develops, and for other gaming news going on right now, check out the following:

What say you, gamers? Will you be grabbing a giant cup of caffeinated goodness to smash your way through Coffee Crisis when it releases? Which platform do you intend on grabbing the game for? Sound off in the comments section below, and be sure to follow DFTG on Twitter for live gaming and entertainment news 24/7!

Eric Garrett2269 Posts

Eric is an editor and writer for Don't Feed the Gamers. When he is not staring at a computer screen filled with text, he is usually staring at a computer screen filled with controllable animations. Today's youth call this gaming. He also likes to shoot things. With a camera, of course.

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