Mirage from Apex Legends is a bit of a bamboozler out on the battlefield. When he is not out there trying to claim victory by fooling those around him, he clearly has a life outside of battle, which is filled with who knows what. One thing that he is in search of, however, is love, as indicated by his recently released dating profile.

The official dating profile for one Elliot Witt was recently posting to the Finding Solace Dating Service. It was clearly written by Mirage himself, fumbling over words and not quite sure of what is going on. However, the 30-year-old shows some sort of promise in the hilarious profile. Here’s what he is looking for:

Needless to say, the Apex Legends character is looking for something special. “Anyway, take a chance on me,” he says. “And when it’s over, the ball’s in your court. You can go your way. I’ll go mine. No harm, no fould. Or maybe you’ll likes me. We’ll get a dog. Like a golden retriever. Or a wiener dog. Wiener dogs are great. Buy a ranch outside Solace city. Raise a couple rugrats. You can follow your dreams. I’ll be a stay-at-home dad. Not that I want to settle down. I don’t. Do I….?”

Okay, maybe he doesn’t know what he wants. Either way, good luck, bud! Apex Legends is currently available on PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One. Keep it tuned to Don’t Feed the Gamers as this story develops! Who knows, we just might get other dating profiles for the Legends.

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